Those questions have been asked far too infrequently to be included in an FAQ – sorry – Merry Xmas

Question time? ooh excellent!

1)What is your favourite number?
2)Are you convinced by the evidence that there is alien life mutilating innocent cows + horses?
3) What is your take on the “Mona lisa” not having any eye brows? XD
4) Why does “O” stand for a hug?
5) Why do they sterilise needles used to give lethal injections? :S
6) Why don’t mcdonalds sell hotdogs? (It’s all processed shite anyway XD)
7) If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
8) Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
9) Why are the numbers 1-9 in a different order on telephones compared with calculators?

and finally

10) Was there any need in me typing all these ridiculous questions? (HINT: NO XD)

Merry xmas

What is your favourite type of pizza? What is your favourite pizza delivery service? What do you think of oreo pizza? Do you like socks?

I’ll eat anything from anywhere and I’ll try anything once – don’t think I’d eat socks though